Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Eggshell Twist

I thought this was cute--in searching around the internet today for the holy grail of snare drums, I found one of the most interesting descriptions for a drum I had ever seen, which was obviously done by taking a description of the product in another language and then hitting the 'translate' button:


Ludwig Supra-Phonic Snare Drum, Bronze 3X13 Inches (LB553)
The Ludwig Supra-Phonic Snare Drum features chromium-plate metal eggshell twist that offers a brilliant, stinging, and crispy go form in a mould on a throng of masterly soda water and jazz hits of the utmost particular decades. The Supra-Phonic snares ar marvellously antiphonal, a lineament that's farther enhanced by their triple-flanged hoops. The 6-1/2" rich edition produces rich, juicy intone and outstanding acoustic projection. 10 attic lugs, by the agency of a P-85 throw-off. A various beat that's hone in spite of styles ranging from symphonious to scene of action sway.

All product descriptions should be like this; I don't really know what any of that means, but I want it.

3 comments:

Love by Lauren said...

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