E: Hey, Jacke?
J: Yes, buttface?
E: Remember when you asked me a while back if I had ever had a raunchy dream about you, and I said 'no,' and you got really embarrassed because you had and you just expected me to have had one?
J: Yeah?
E: Ok, well, we're even.
J: Allllllllll riiight! Chickachicka bow-wow!
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Why can't you marry her? I love her.
If you convert to Mormonism, maybe YOU could marry her. I guess you'd have to move back to Vermont to be able to do that though.
what does Vermont have to do with Mormonism?
nothing, but I don't think you can marry a girl if you are a girl anywhere but in Vermont and Massachussetts.
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